“Ram-tastic” Towing: What’s Heavier Than Elephants, Hippos, and School Buses?

January 10th, 2025 by

When it comes to towing, Ram trucks lead the pack with their unmatched power and durability. Whether you’re hauling a trailer full of supplies, a boat, or something as quirky as a truckload of penguins, Ram trucks are up to the task. Let’s break down their towing capabilities with both practical and fun comparisons.

Ram 1500: The Everyday Powerhouse

The 2024 Ram 1500, equipped with the available 5.7L HEMI® V8 engine with eTorque, boasts a maximum towing capacity of 12,750 pounds.

💡 Practical Comparison:

  • Perfect for towing a fully-loaded two-horse trailer or a large camping trailer for your next adventure.

💡 Fun Comparisons:

  • Equivalent to towing 30 grand pianos (if you’re assembling an orchestra).
  • About 85 adult golden retrievers (if they could sit still long enough).

Ram 2500: Big Jobs Made Easy

The Ram 2500 steps up with a maximum towing capacity of 19,980 pounds, thanks to its 6.7L Cummins® Turbo Diesel I6 engine.

💡 Practical Comparison:

  • Ideal for hauling a fifth-wheel RV or a loaded 20-foot equipment trailer.

💡 Fun Comparisons:

  • Equal to towing two Tyrannosaurus rex skeletons from a museum (a paleontologist’s dream).
  • Or a fully-loaded garbage truck, minus the aroma.

Ram 3500: The Heavy Hauler

For the toughest jobs, the Ram 3500 reigns supreme with a maximum towing capacity of 37,090 pounds when equipped with the High-Output 6.7L Cummins® Turbo Diesel I6 engine.

💡 Practical Comparison:

  • Capable of towing a large multi-car trailer or even a construction-grade excavator.

💡 Fun Comparisons:

  • Equivalent to towing the Liberty Bell 15 times (without cracking).
  • About the weight of three military tanks, if you need to move an army.

Ram 1500 Classic: Rugged and Reliable

The Ram 1500 Classic offers a towing capacity of 10,680 pounds with its 5.7L HEMI® V8 engine.

💡 Practical Comparison:

  • Perfect for towing a medium-sized boat or a fully-loaded utility trailer.

💡 Fun Comparisons:

  • Equal to pulling seven grand pianos, perfect for a mobile concert.
  • Or about 10 polar bears, if you’re helping out at the zoo.

Ram Chassis Cab: Commercial Heavyweight

The Ram Chassis Cab dominates commercial needs with a maximum towing capacity of 35,220 pounds, powered by the 6.7L Cummins® Turbo Diesel I6 engine.

💡 Practical Comparison:

  • Built to tow heavy-duty equipment like bulldozers or oversized cargo trailers.

💡 Fun Comparisons:

  • That’s like hauling five adult orca whales (great for a marine rescue).
  • Or two fully-fueled space shuttles, almost ready for liftoff.

Conclusion: Ready to Tow the Big Stuff?

Whether you’re towing a fifth-wheel RV, a herd of giraffes, or your next big idea, Ram trucks are built to deliver. Their unbeatable power and versatility make them the ultimate workhorses for any adventure.

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Because if your truck can’t tow an orca whale, is it really a Ram? 🐋

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